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Excerpt From Outhouse Logic

Getting Re-Elected - Constitutional Ammendment

Getting elected to state or national office requires a ton of money, usually some name recognition, the ability to relate to people and sometimes a little outhouse tipping. The need for money starts the so-called "corruption" process. The politicians who gets elected naturally feel beholden to those who donated money, to vote for the interests of the Political Action Committee that gave them money, especially if they want to serve more than one term. Senator John McCain spoke of this when he said, "As a body, the Congress has been co-opted by the special interests …"

The current office holder has a definite advantage in the next election because of name recognition. Thus he has an advantage in raising funds for re-election. The incumbent has another huge advantage that is seldom noticed or voiced. He has had time in office to spend our tax money to make it easier to get re-elected. Pork for everyone. Universal fixes for select issues. The root cause of the problem - politicians trying to get re-elected.

Show the Biffy Tippers of America a politician who can say "No!" They are usually focused on how to spend our tax money in order to please the most people, most of the time in order to get re-elected. Contrary to common belief, most politicians aren't crooked. But something strange happens to very nice, logical and well meaning people when they get elected to office. It is with the best of intentions that they want to get re-elected. They feel very strongly that they can do a much better job for the public than their opponents. If it means voting for some projects that aren't cost effective (read Feel Good) or aren't needed (read Pork), that's okay. It is okay because they are convinced that their total voice and vote will improve our lives.

Most are not corrupt - they are egotists - and honestly believe that they are the better choice. The larger the government entity the worse the problem. When all the other politicians are getting things for their state or district, they must fight for "their share." They come home at breaks or at election time and tell us about all the wonderful things they have done to "help us." They spend our tax money to send us letters telling us all the nice things they're doing for us. "Investment" from Washington or the state house. Isn't it wonderful, just wonderful! Just like a four-hole brick privy.

Philip M Crane, Ph.D., teacher, author and Member of Congress said. "... let me examine a few generally accepted assumptions held today in Washington … First is the disposition to treat problems as crises; second is the notion that government, particularly the national government, has the answers to all our dilemmas; third is that the mere allocation and spending of money will eliminate these problems ...."

All the above are poor assumptions according to the National Association of Outhouse Owners. Why do politicians ignore common sense? Politicians who want to get re-elected practice the world's oldest profession. Politicians from both parties do it. It is institutional. Spending goes up, taxes go up, the bureaucracies grow and the incumbents get re-elected. Mortimer Zuckerman, Editor in Chief of the US News and World Report summed it up when he wrote, "Our politicians are so focused on the next election they don't seem to care about the next generation."

So it sounds like outhouse tippers want term limits. Not exactly! However, a ONE TERM LIMIT would be a huge step toward responsible politics. What might be the result of a one term limit? Outhouse owners believe, if politicians can't be re-elected:

1. They would be much more prone to ask if legislation is best for the American people in the long run. They would be more likely to vote in the best long-range benefit for the country rather than what it takes to get re-elected. More statesmanship, less politics.

2. They might vote their conscious instead of what some poll says, which is what "representative government" is supposed to be about.

3. They would be less likely to throw money at every problem that comes along. Perhaps a 50 year cost benefit analysis would be done.

4. They would be much more likely to say no. They could easily resist the enormous pressures from various associations, unions and PACs.

5. They would be less likely to treat every problem as a crisis.

6. They would be more likely to freeze or cut the bureaucrats' budgets.

7. They would be less likely to attack everything the other party proposes in order to posture for the next election.

8. Even if a one term limit didn't have any affect on the initial election process, taking away the politicians incentive to spend our tax money to get re-elected would be a monumental improvement.

Under a one-term limit, the current federal terms may be too short. A congressman elected for only two years in the modern world is a touch of insanity. They get to Washington and immediately start the re-election process. The presidential term of four years may also be too short. Senators are elected for six years - outlasting a one-term president. Perhaps a congressman should be elected for four years, a senator for six years and the president for six years. No re-election for any of them. Also no election to a different office until a time equal to their term has expired. What a concept. Go home and repair your outhouse.
So it is written, that politicians and diapers need to be changed, for the same reason. So let's tip that outhouse. A constitutional amendment anyone?

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